W bekhsous l kahraba?

Last month or so, there was this campaign all over the TVs and on the road saying out loud that soon, all the Lebanese people will benefit from an uninterrupted power supply all over the year, ya3neh 24 3a 24!! HAha333!

Awwalan, ya 2ayyouha l kayyimoun 3a chirkit l kahraba, it is your duty, the Lebanese people are paying your paycheck every month, so you provide them with an uninterrupted power supply, w ento m2assrin, KTIR, wa mounthou akthar min 3achir sanawat, la bal 2akhadto wijj w kattarto!

Tayyeb, eza sallamna jadalan, anno hayda l chi sa7i7, wleh, 7aj trab7o l 3alam jmileh!!! Ma enteh m2assar, w ma lezim ykoun 2elak 3ein tottalla3 bil cha3b, w b kill wa2e7a, btejo betrab7ouna jmileh, anno chou yaba, ne7na kirmelkon, “bass kirmelkon, haydeh ma bestir la min makein!!!!”  ra7 na3mol cheghelna, laik malla 7akeh. Hayda manti2 l 2ikta3 yalleh m3ach3ach fikon, eh baleh, w khallsouna menno ba2a. Anno masalan, minzaffetlkon 2ideim baytkon min ba3d sittmit jmileh w min ba3d ma yetkassaro l siyyarat, manti2 jaww3o w byejeh la 3endak!

7ada fakkar minkon b mafia l moteurs? Hawdeh chou bta3mlo fiyon? Anno eza 2ejet l kahraba, hawdeh mich 7aram? Damm min baddo “ymosso”?

W ma kholsit hon, ya jame3a, 7ada minkon mentebeh kif wade3 l kahraba b hal chob? Ya khayyeh, ne7na 2iblenin, khedo l kahraba min l 6h lal 12h, bass 3am terja3o tekhdo 3al 12h10 laich? Anno chou manyakeh? Msaffeyin guirlandes de Noel ya 2estez. Btejeh, w betrou7, 3a 2awlit ziad, hiyyeh l kahraba btejeh, eh w ento bterja3o btekhdouwa, ba3d 10 d2ayi2!

7tara2et 2a3sabna w 7tara2 l borrad!!! Mich 3am nchim l AC, ana kill l nhar, m2addiya 3al hewis! Talle3 nazzil , talle3 nazzil. Eh ba3ref, ento ma khasskon, maleykeh, ana yalli lezim ghayyir l hewis , l 7a2 3layyeh w ana be3tezir min 7adretkon.

Sarlkon 600 seneh btou3do l 3alam bil kahraba, w wa2ta tabbalto w zammarto anno yiii yiii, hih, bokra l kaharaba betkoun 3endkon (mna3melkon MC awwal ma  temcheh) battalto  to2ta3ouwa 3al dawein, eh battalto tjibouwa 7atta. 2estez, ghayyro hal 2ostweneh, la2anno saret 3am bet3alli2 w betmaghit, mitle kahrabatkon.

Min l 2ekhir, 7termo l 3ibeid, kouno 2add kelmetkon, w ma ba2a tetda7ako 3al 3alam, eh w 2ta3oula nafas la hal campaign, khfouwa, mich mni7a, kirmelkon.

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7 Responses to W bekhsous l kahraba?

  1. maroo says:

    HAHAHAHAHAH this is absoltely greatt and trueee

  2. Gaby says:

    Absolutely, SPOT ON!
    Hayda 7akeh!

  3. Cynthia Rahi says:

    ma elak gher pikachu y7el el ossaa !!!! :P:P

  4. Toufic Ahmad says:

    JJ. ya akhiran I was able to read your blog… absolutely marvelous!!!

  5. mahmoud says:

    tirbee7 jmeeli via billboards of something we should already have

  6. makram says:

    hehehehhehe nice (y) 100% true

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