Lebanon urges Pikachu to solve the electricity issue

Based on Cynthia Rahi’s comment on “W bekhsous l kahrab

3alima mawka3 “body wotwat” min masadir mouttali3a fi wizarat l taka ( wa koull l takat) anna l kayyimouna 3ala mou2assast l kahraba2, yakoumouna (as we speak)b moufawadat moubachara ma3 l chakhsiyya l kartouniyya pikatchu li 2emdadiha bil taka w l kada2 3ala l 3ajiz fi sou2 l taghziya allati tou3ani menha jami3 al 2aradi all loubnaniyya (bil tasawi)

Fakad tawajjaha l moudir l3am bito2 7anak 2ila l yaban, balad mancha2 pikatchu fi mountasaf l layl 7amilan ma3ahou sanadik min al tout wal touffa7 min jouroud loubnan (ta3am pikatchu l moufaddal) 2amilan an yas7arahou touffa7ana w yakbal bimou2atharat al dawla 3ala 7al al mouchkila kabla 2an tatafakam wa takhroj 3an l saytara.

Ba3da 2al 2ittila3 3ala tilka l ma3loumat, 2ittasala mawki3 “body wotwat” b maktab assayed pikatchu l 2i3lami wa 2akhatha minhou 2al tasri7 2al tali:

“Pika pika!!! Pika. Pika pikatchu, pika pi!!!”

2ay bil 3arabeh l machabra7: “ Laiko wleh, 2ou3a 7ada menkon yfakker yde2 bebeh  aw yotlob menneh 2ay khedmeh. La ana wala 600 pikatchu mitle, wlak la 600 Raichu ( tiraz moutatawwir mina l pikatchu) bye2dro yle2oulkon 7all lal khabsa l we23in fiya. Wleh cheyfin malla chirkit kahraba 3endkon?

Wallah l 3azim, w mich 3am bemza7 ha, yalleh bi2arrib sawbeh minkon, eh la *** ****** **** ***** **** ** *** ** w la khalleh l kahraba tel3ab b jesmo le3eb ***** *** *****, ma 2elkon khebiz hon”

(Befhamo, 2elo 7a2)

Fa fawran 2ettasala l mawki3 bil kayyim 3ala charikat l kahraba2 wa 2ablaghahou b tasri7 piktachu

Fa jawaba ka2ilan:

Na7nou alloubnaniyoun ma3roufoun annana la nastaslim, fa lizalika, sa2ousafirou 3abra l ard, ba7isan fi koulli makan, 3an pokemon, adat l salam, kouwwaton la touhan…pokemon…sa 2adjma3ouha l 2an!!!

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About bodywotwat

I'm a Lebanese slang hunter, I hunt at night and I take no prisoners! Wotwat style!
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8 Responses to Lebanon urges Pikachu to solve the electricity issue

  1. Abzyy says:

    Lebanon to start with is a big cartoonish version of a country…
    wlak if they draw it all over again, nothing would change! *yey*

  2. Zouz says:

    LOL
    ..jami3 al 2aradi all loubnaniyya (bil tasawi) eh mbala!
    great post =)

  3. TRELLA says:

    hahahahaha ! love it! “medelna khat min batareyet el BMW” 😛

  4. Nina Ramos says:

    You are funny and all of that, but reading Arabic in the latin alphabet is really hard. Why don’t you write in Arabic?

  5. Raven says:

    HAHA very great post, i agree with Nina Ramos you should write it in arabic ^^

  6. bodywotwat says:

    Thanks for the comments 🙂

    I will, next post will be in arabic

  7. Sophie Romanos says:

    wlek faziii33333 …. wlek eh pokemon ….. pika pika piiiii ….. ehhhhh
    w yserlo dakhlak pikatchu y7alle7elna mechklet l kahraba …. enno 3am yetkabbar 3al lebneniyeh 😛
    ( 3a ases na7na ma fi a2wa menna bel 3alam … )
    aslan aslan aslan mesh 3eyzino …. l moteur kefina w mkaffina !!!! merci tante marie 😛 bas ma y2oum yez3alo jame3et antoine ….
    yyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiii chou baddo ysiiirrrr …. ka2annon sem3in fi lal site aslan 😛
    ( hol da2o bel 60 😛 – 3refet kif …. 3zeron 😛 )

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